swamp turtle

A gerentocratic member of government who has a reptuation for elitism, dishonesty, and possible clandestine backing from the permanent institutions of state and the bureaucracy, the military-industrial complex, or corporate lobbyists, popularly referred to as "the swamp."

I believe in truth and justice as the next guy, but the only way you this bill passed is by letting those swamp turtles water it down in committee and earmark it with pork.

by supersecretidentity May 20, 2022

TURTLE

A scaly guy with a really hard backpack

Man, I'd love to have sex with that TURTLE

by anonymous June 2, 2022

Turtle recoil

When you’re about to play a set and you need to poo. After a few double drops it’s magically disappears. This is turtle recoil

How crazy is this ? I needed to have a poo mid set but it magically disappeared. Sounds like a bit of Turtle recoil that

by Smallboyz June 17, 2022

Turtle Twin

When two or more siblings share the same birthday, they are turtle twins.

The downside of being a turtle twin was only one birthday party.

by The OG DJ EJ July 29, 2022

Turtle Dad

Another way to say That'll do.

"I'm gonna set this right here. Turtle dad!"

by Quote_ August 4, 2022

Turtle head

When you have the urge to shove a head into a small crevice

Hey! Billy is being a turtle head. He is trying to shove his head into her butthole

by Tyler.com August 13, 2022

Turtle

A stupidly annoying thing constantly releasing a virus in the form of bitchotitis. Be careful around anyone with a turtle profile picture to make sure you don’t get the infectious disease, and especially bots like fucking Carl

That turtle made me amputate my left testicle

by balslinmyjaaas July 12, 2022