cry of a trapped turd

that horrible smell that eminates from one's rectum when the morning's bowel movement was incomplete
Although I didn't hear Julia fart in the cubicle next to me, I could smell the cry of a trapped turd.
by Brian Wilhelm October 22, 2007
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Turd World Country

A country that has social or political conventions that are considered uncivilized and/or immoral compared to that of other countries.
"A woman in Iran was arrested and killed for not wearing a head covering. What a turd world country."
by Fcking_Chuck September 29, 2022
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catshit and mouse turd

Substitute these words for the popular sandwich condiments (ketchup and mustard) to impress and/or disgust your friends and loved ones.
Would you please pass the catshit and mouse turd, grandma?
by Steve Scholten July 30, 2005
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Fried toad turd

This yard bird tastes like fried toad turd
by beEasy91 July 04, 2010
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corn snake turd

An unusually pale and lengthy turd whose appearance closely resembles a North American corn snake
After taking a quick dump, I whirled around and reflected on the appearance of my corn snake turd swimming in the toilet.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019
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shrink wrap a turd

When a turd or piece of a turd refuses to go down after repeated flushings. It keeps bobbing up as if made of cork.Piling on multiple layers of toilet tissue essentially shrink wraps the obstinate floater and results in a flushable package.
After 5 flushes,I had to shrink wrap a turd to get it to go down.
by wolfbait51 March 24, 2011
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turd in a punch bowl

Someone or something that spoils a good mood.
Person 1: That was an awesome movie!

Person 2: Yeah, awesome special effects.

Person 3: I was so offended by that movie! Could you believe how many subliminal racist messages there were? I think we need to write a letter to the studio and tell them to ban this movie.

Later on...

Person 1: Brian's getting some guys together to go play football at his house.

Person 2: Cool, let me go get my cleats and we'll head over.

Person 3: Football's barbaric! So typical of American society to love a violent game like that!

Person 1: If you don't like it, then don't come! Jeez, why do you always have to be such a turd in a punch bowl?
by Paul785 September 27, 2007
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