slip the two inside

To finger oneself.To masturbate using your fingers. Female term.

Calvin asked Claudia if she slip the two inside. As she masturbates, she replied yes.

by alecs July 12, 2006

two way tan

putting on self tanning lotion, spray, airbrush, ect before going outside to tan under the sun.

girl #1- Dang girl, how'd you get so tan? you go to a tanning salon?

girl #2- No, i just two way tan. it works so much faster and looks more natural. try it

girl #1- yeah totally, i will.

by krisha June 10, 2008

two pump trump

A two pump trump is when a guy fucks a female and comes after two pumps

Oh girl don't ever tango with josh he's a such a two pump trump one-two - come

by anonymousfmuserc1 February 28, 2016

two foot head

a man with a disproportionately large head. may also have enormous feet.

Don Bysouth: two foot head

by Suzettah October 15, 2008

Rule Number Two

Fundamental rule of dating females, no fat chicks

1: two rules of dating my friend, rule number one is there are no rules
2: what about rule number two?
1: no fat chicks

Don't date Hayley, she's a rule number two

by tdpass6000 January 04, 2017

Two feet and a heartbeat

What a pathetic mutherf*cker has to use when they don't own a car, a bike, or a bus pass. (ie. Walk, jackass!)

I have no friends, no life, no job, and no money. How am I going to get to the foodbank? I guess its two feet and a heartbeat...

by Time4SumAksion June 07, 2005

two elephants in the room

two elephants in the room means for a guy to have two massive dicks in his asshole.

Last night, Matt and a friend gave me a double-dicking, and it felt like I had two elephants in the room!

by USAF Cadet September 05, 2021