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work-tarded

An unemployed person who seemingly has average or more intelligence but is completely useless and untrainable at all types of jobs/occupations or anything work related. Having absolutely no job skills whatsoever.
Joe: "Hey man, why do you let that freeloading loser stay with you? Tell him to get his lazy ass out there and get a job."

Adam: "Nah dude. Tommy's cool... He's just a bit work-tarded is all."
by ShamelessGuy May 13, 2014
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Pretty work

A universal term used by sportfisherman to dignify: organization, cleanliness, good actions, opportunities successfully executed, etc. on the high seas.
Yep, there ya go, pretty work… got em on the edge… went 2/3, easy livin.
by Luna$&@1 January 12, 2022
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diggle works

Diggle: too rummage through something

Diggle Works: A place full of places too diggle through.
Dude my house is diggle works too the max
by Sean Austin November 27, 2017
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work-to-rule

A type of labor action, somewhere between normal working conditions and a strike, where workers will do only what the collective bargaining agreement requires them to do, and nothing more, such as refusing to work overtime. It is a pressure tactic, designed to get an employer back to the bargaining table to hammer out a new contract acceptable to the employees. Also known as quiet quitting.
When teachers were not getting what they were asking for during contract talks, they went on work-to-rule, suspending extracurricular activities and after class student meetings.
by BlastFurnace May 23, 2025
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undercarriage work

All the surgeries, pills, injections, etc... that a transsexual (in this case male-to-female) undergoes IOT present as a female as much as his bankroll and his physical structure (face bone structure, small frame, small hands and feet, hair, voice, etc...) will allow.
Friend 1: "Hey, man! Who's that fine-ass chick across the room?"
Friend 2: "That's not a chick, dude. That's a guy who's had a lot of undercarriage work done."
by pellis214 April 11, 2019
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Work grandpa

A type of elderly coworker that has years of experience in any and all things. All knowing. Shamanistic in their behavior. Wise. Knowledgeable. Old as fuck. But really cool. Has the funniest stories of the old days. Makes you laugh until you piss yourself. Still Parties hard!!!
My work grandpa told me a story about how he uses dating apps on his new phone to get laid.

Work Grandpa went to the Canadien Woodstock in the 60’s and did acid, reefer and mescaline for days.
by Bleepblow February 19, 2021
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