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Maryland Magic

Maryland Magic is the the shitty tree that you get in Maryland after you have let it furment for a long time so it gets super crystalized and chronic. As opposed to Cali crystal which is bought in California and is chronic from the get go. Also the name of nigaboo Zach Steffey's bong.
Damn son! That Maryland magic reminds me of our shit we smoke in the bay! or Man we killed our lungs all night with Maryland Magic. Shit was gravy.
by Margerine ass handstand man October 21, 2009
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stroking the magic dragon

stroking the magic dragon is a slur meaning giving a hand job to a very angry person
I woke up my lover while stroking the magic dragon and ended up face first into the floor
by TheDefinerUSA June 23, 2016
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grbr Magic

When the musician "grbr2006" takes a previously widely considered bad song, and turns it into a widely considered fantastic song.
Yep, that's grbr Magic for you.
by AshtonMG5 May 24, 2024
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Magically Splendickless

Adj. To describe a male to be so lacking in his own genital endowment that the sight of which elicits a splendid reaction pertaining to enchanting nature of the genitalia's absence.
He was being so obnoxious that the best response she had to stop his behavior was to shout, "Dammit, you are so magically splendickless!".

Often used by a magical red headed hoe .
by onephinepeace October 6, 2011
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Magic bots

join here: discordapp.com/invite/ZCMN7YP and read the #faq kthxbai
by undefined1234567890 January 3, 2019
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Tav Magic

The act of seducing Maddison Pree into manual labor on this dick.
Watch ya ass, watch ya pussy, ima put a spell on you make that booty juicy. - Tav Magic
by Your Moms Boyfren March 11, 2022
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THE MYSTICAL MAGICAL MOUNTAIN MONK

This is the creator of the religion 'Camelism' He guided the great camel on his journey in camelism. His essence was passed down to 'Harrison' who now leads Camelism.
Person 1: THE MYSTICAL MAGICAL MOUNTAIN MONK was very sigma

Person 2: Yes, indeed he was
by Sigma Camel March 25, 2024
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