Hipster Milk

USDA Organic All-Natural Minimally-Synthesized Dairy from Local Hand-Fed Free-Range Sheep raised on a strict diet of soy and hazelnuts.

Magic Milk Straws work with all kinds of milk, whether it be Soy, 2%, 1%, or Hipster Milk.

by Tarjar3 January 11, 2013

milk rack

Refers to a pregnant woman's enlarging mamory glands - specifically those of one of the many waif-like Hollywood starlettes that doesn't really look pregnant until tell tale signs appear.

She didn't even look pregnant - she just looked like her stomach swelled from gas and she didn't get enough sleep - that is until the milk rack showed up during her last tri-mester.

by tcash October 16, 2007

milk depot

Slang for the round humps located on a woman's frontal chest region. Also known as rack,hogans,knockers,twin peaks, flesh pillows, breasticles, chesticles, chi chi's, ta ta's, guns, cans, melons, big 'uns, love humps, tits, love puppies, crown pleasers, sweater kittens, tig ol' bitties, hooters, jugs

That chic has a giant milk depot.

by Paul Webb September 23, 2005

dog milk

Exactly what you would expect. Literal milk from the utters of a woman dog. Meant for young dogs, but consumed by Hawaiian natives since the 15th century. Griffin Sutterfield's preferred form of milk.

Griffin poured himself a nice cool glass of dog milk for his afternoon snack.

I only have a dog for the milk. Dog milk is the most fresh when its straight from the utter. - Griffin Sutterfield

by Your Mom's ex-boyfriend November 4, 2019

milk carton

when a girl or guy is giving you oral sex when you ejaculate.push his or her head down on your penis show she spews semen and pukes.

man i gave debbie a milk carton last night.

by cory funk May 13, 2008

Milk Mustache

After cumming in a girl, she takes her finger and sticks it inside her vagina to get the cum out. Then she takes the cum and rubs it on your upper lip.

Female empowering version of a sexual joke.

I was laying with this chick after I blew my load and then she gave me a milk mustache.

by MustachiodeMilk June 4, 2009

100% Milk

Absolute certainty. To be unequivocally sure of something.

bloke 1: hey man, are you sure you don't some of this curried chick pea tofu sandwich?
bloke 2: 100% milk

by bobjones April 21, 2006