Taking the cow to market 

To have sex with a fat woman

"Did you see the size of that bird Dave's shagging"
"Yes his, Taking the cow to market"

Taking the cow to market by Vic140385 August 14, 2008

tanking 

to perform fellatio.

im tanking my boyfriend tonight!

tanking by imapriest April 13, 2009

taking the wreck 

A Phrase that emplies some one is joking about or taking the piss.
This term was not created by Sam O'riordan and has existed for many many years.

Keneth thought i was being serious, but i was totally taking the wreck.

taking the wreck by Robert Mcoobie the 2nd July 8, 2009

Tanking 

When its a race to get to the bathroom after your stomach has been hurting so bad and taking the biggest shit possible.

Dude: O MY GOD IM GOING TO TANK !!!!
*he runs to the bathroom*
Dude2: O my god hes tanking in my bathroon ....

Tanking by Mark-Shadows October 30, 2009

Taking Scalps 

The trophy act of taking the virginity of another person.

1: I've been taking scalps since 1999, man.

2: I'm done taking scalps. No more virgins for me, they're crazy.

Taking Scalps by The Magical Mr. Mistoffellees December 8, 2009

taking the George 

also taking the george micheal, ie taking the michieal or mickey.. to take a rise out of someone

look at what he's worn to the wedding............. is he taking the George

taking the George by Shakey71 April 25, 2010

taking it in trade 

(Taking it in trade) when a woman uses her sexual favors to discharge a debt or to aquire consumer items. This differs from prostitution since it involes no moeny and is not offfered to the public at large but to a specific creditor or store merchent.

The lovely young woman having squandeered her paycheck on new clothes had no money left to pay her landlord therefore she offered her landlord the option oof (Taking it in trade) by her spending the night with him.

taking it in trade by talbotboy1 October 21, 2010