Woman

A disease ridden, lustful, and outright deplorable entity known for its deconstruction of security, and highly infamous for their opaque sense of communication.
They're also usually retarded, but make mean sandwiches.
"I tried to court with a woman, but they took me to court instead."
"Hey, do you know the best way to ask out a woman?" - Me
"No, they are mighty elusive creatures, I'm afraid. Proceed with caution." - A wise man
by xKire November 12, 2023
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woman

by álfur December 23, 2018
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grocery bag of a woman

My wife went to the auto shop .she's a grocery bag of a woman she went to go throw a fit
by TraYe1994 January 18, 2022
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Woman

“you cant pull woman. you are bitchless
by spkay May 26, 2023
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Tell someone they have 40 year old white woman syndrome if they are frequently arguing, getting offended over someone else's problems or asking to speak to someone of higher qualification
Jim: "I hate the milkman, he's an asshole"

Person Afflicted with 40 year old white woman syndrome: 'Yeah I know, I hate that guy more than anyone I've ever met!"

Jim "But you don't even know him, man, I think you have 40 year old white woman syndrome"
by 40 year old May 17, 2023
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dervish woman

A dervish woman is a woman who is dhulbahante
she's a dervish woman!
by readyforthemoon55 September 6, 2020
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Woman

Ass and tits
The people in our class are not women they aint got no ass and tits

Amy is not a woman
by anonymous January 9, 2023
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