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smarts

Usually a remark made when someone shows an act of stupidity. Also see dumbnut, stupidhead, retard, fool, or slow.
"Umm, 5 x 5 is 30."
"Way to go, smarts."
by Jaquie January 11, 2007
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street smarts

Dumbass Billy says, "I dun need no school, I have dun got street smarts."
by Adam Fuma August 1, 2004
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Smartless

Lovely, casual, funny, loose interview-style podcast co-hosted by Jason Bateman, Sean Hayes, and Will Arnett.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard about Smartless?

Person 2: Of course… love Bateman.

Person 3: Totally, Will is your typical Mitch Buchannon, Jason is the token nude. And sounds like Sean hilariously never changes out of his houtfit!
by NotTheHoff June 10, 2021
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smartie pants

Someone who displays intelligents in an annoying way
Jimmy you are penultimate (loser).smartie pants
by Smartie pants November 17, 2013
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smarterchild

SmarterChild: Chickens are birds! What can you tell me about chickens?
__________: they are yummy
SmarterChild: Chickens are yummy? That's very interesting. Are there any other birds that you would describe as yummy?
__________: turkey
SmarterChild: I know many things about Turkey, its geography, its people and its government. Just ask me a specific question, for instance:

What is the highest point in Turkey?
How old do women live in Turkey?
What type of government is there in Turkey?
by youpolkamydot April 20, 2006
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Smarterchild

An Instant Messaging Bot that has the IQ and general knowledge of a sponge.
AK says:
chav
SmarterChild says:
I know many things about Chad, its geography, its people and its government. Just ask me a specific question, for instance:

What is the highest point in Chad?
How old do women live in Chad?
What type of government is there in Chad?

AK says:
are you a chav?
SmarterChild says:
No, I don't live in Chad. I live in Sunnyvale, CA.
by AK45 August 4, 2008
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Smartass

N. A person who lives to annoy another with sarcasm, i.e. Wife, relentlessly until the day one of them dies of natural causes, or just simply being fed up by said smartassness.
Samuel Roth Johnson is the biggest smartass in the history of ever.

Samuel Roth Johnson can't help but be a smartass to his awesome wife.

Smartass = Samuel Roth Johnson.
by YourMother_ June 24, 2014
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