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I just burnt my self 

I was doing my hair and I burnt myself
“ OMG BAE I JUST BURNT MY SELF “ and if your bf don’t call you or text you then they are cheating on you or talking someone else and to prove they not doing nothing like cheating they gotta hurry up and text ft or call you literally!.

yeetus yeetus commit self deletus 

to sayori (self) (verb) 

to hang oneself
His mother sayorid herself .... ( to sayori (self) (verb) ,3rd form,sg.,simple past: sayorid)
youtube: a painfully honest review of platinum end
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stamp of self-approval 

A coffee cup stain left on the work desk that validates any blueprints or plans you have on paper.
I was hesitant about building that new workout equipment even though I didn't have all the resources, but after that cup of mojo left a stamp of self-approval on my blueprints I said "I'm doing this shit!"

anal bead self defense 

i had to use anal bead self defense when i was attacked when i sold my used anal beads on twitter.

your younger self 

Your younger self:waches paw patrol
You now: *cringes