Chocolate Sausage

When you're taking a shit, and the shit splashes back up covering your dick in shit.

Buddy: Yo man, ever had a Chocolate Sausage?
You: Yeah man, bad night of taco bell and hot wings and my shit bounced out of the toilet and on my dick.

by YoBoyRuss January 9, 2021

Tainted Sausage

When you find out a guy has already slept with a close friend. (male or female, it's still sausage)
See Tainted Beef for a woman.

Dude 1 'Dude, I was gona sleep with Kyle, but then I found out you already had'
Dudette 1 'Ah man that sucks, doesn't matter though, he was tepid at best'
Dude 2 ' When a friend taints your prospect sausage it hurts hard, ahh... Tainted Sausage'

by Torakvf44 September 20, 2018

sausage dildo

when you fill a condom with shit tie it off and use it ass a dildo

bruh i tried my first sausage dildo\ my boyfriend made it.

by stupidmoonkey99 August 31, 2016

Beyond Sausage Party

A sausage party where attendants are predominantly vegetarian and/or vegan.

Potluck house will have a beyond sausage party.

by froufroufox January 30, 2022

Sausage Scramble

The odd mix of horny dudes and desperate drunk girls looking to hook-up after the bar closes

She went home with him after the usual sausage scramble post-bars

by newtonsApple June 14, 2012

Sausage

A person that when something is posted on Facebook believes straight away that it must be true.

Some sausage shared it on Facebook the other day

by Yousillysausage October 12, 2021

Sausage Attack

When you attack or get attacked physically by someone with a sausage.

I gave Henry a Sausage Attack because he gave me sun heated pizza to eat

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 22, 2021