Flint sausage fondler

When your girl sticks a raw Koegel sausage in your butthole and wiggles it around until you orgasm. The acidity will make your ass feel like it's on fire but it's worth it if you can handle it because your ass will go numb and you will nut harder. The name derives from Flint, Michigan where there is a Koegel Sausage billboard right on I-75 near where all the roads are stacked on top of each other. If you've driven through Flint, you know what I'm talking about.
Ron: "My girl and I were getting kinky and she gave me the flint sausage fondler. DAMN I haven't felt that good in a long time."
by HouCou2003 November 04, 2022
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Holding Sausage

The act of being gay - created by Harry
Most commonly used as “pub talk”
“Hi I’m Constantinos and I like holding sausage
“Sorry I don’t like girls cus I am holding sausage”
“ I used to be straight but then I held some sausage for the first time and I never looked back👀”
by Dr Chef June 26, 2020
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Holding Sausage

The act of being gay - created by Harry

Most commonly used as “pub talk”
“Hi I’m Constantinos and I like holding sausage
“Sorry I don’t like girls cus I am holding sausage”
“ I used to be straight but then I held some sausage for the first time and I never looked back👀”
by Dr Chef June 26, 2020
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Sausage squirt

The Discription of reaching full orgasmic sensation , while producing a mass load.
Wow Lanny awesome sausage squirt!

Jake impressive sausage squirt!

Cindy stays complaining about how salty the ocean was on our vacation ,but she chugs Sausage Squirt every night.
by Rock Kicker March 17, 2021
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the sausage king

A high school head teacher who lures children into their office to shove frankfurters up their assholes. They call this being “plumed”.
Have you seen The Sausage King recently? I heard he killed Gee with his pork!
by Sausagekinglover<3 February 10, 2019
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Vegan sausage rolls

A food that will make you high. Often served in dodgy high schools no one knows what’s actually in them.
Aiza was high so she said “VeGAn sAuSaGe rOlLs
by CloudyWeebConfetti July 08, 2021
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