Retard 

One with a disability that makes him/her retarded.

Guy #1: That retard stole my bike!
Guy #2: Hey, it's not his fault, he has a disability.

Retard by Jimbodium September 28, 2009

let's get retarded 

wasted
doing something totally out of the blue
funkee sex

let's get retarded by Brit williams November 4, 2003

retarded 

adj. re·tard·ed Pronounced: ri-'tär-d&d

a. Anyone who uses more than 5% of the examples of "words" presented in this dictionary when addressing another person.
b. Someone too lazy to learn proper grammar, thus needing to create fragments or unnecessary augmentations of established words when struggling to communicate.
c. A person who makes up words to describe events, emotions, objects, actions, etc. Usually done in an effort to sound original or intelligent - see separate entry paradox

Read a book. Playboy and Hustler magazines do not count. If you were not born that way, you do not have to be retarded.

retarded by SOA December 18, 2006

Retarded 

See "Stupid".
Then get round house kicked.

Wow, you must really be retarded if you look up retarded in the Urban Dictionary.

Retarded by Samuel Crushington, Ph.D. January 20, 2011

retard 

A person who works in the Purchasing Dept.

"Hey, whats the name of that guy that works in Purchasing? You know the one with glasses?"
"Retard."

retard by nikster5 July 25, 2008

Retard Mutant Emo Thing 

When theres a person that is a mix in between scene/prep.

"Whats with that weird looking scene kid with the aeropostale shirt?"

"Oh, nvm, its just a retard mutant emo thing."

Retard Mutant Emo Thing by zetsubouwalker August 10, 2009

Retard 

The opposite of smart.

It is a retard.

Retard by Hym Iam December 5, 2020