Ninja Penis

A penis, made by a ninja it is normally a super long rod that you can hit your mates with. You can also stick it up peoples vagina holes. It's great.. I use them all the time

James: Can I show you my Ninja Penis?
Jessica: Only If you stick it into me ;)

by Magicarsewhipe April 5, 2009

Cock-Ninja

An okay dude with slight schizophrenia.

He's alright, he's just a cock-ninja!

by Full Bladder October 29, 2006

Ninja Report

It is incredibly boring having someone explain a piece of work to you. For that reason, "Ninja Report" should replace the title of any report written for any purpose, at all times.

Marshall: "...So I was meant to turn in a report about Using 23-b-3 Spurious Class Action Precedent to Contest a Class Certification Order Based on Lack of Commonality and Numerosity..."

Ted: Dude, you lost us, can you just call it something cool like "The Ninja Report" or something?

Marshall: Okay, yeah, fine whatever.. So um I was supposed to turn in "The Ninja Report" yesterday

Group: Oooh wow, cool

by Tobe_meister March 8, 2010

fruit ninja

A man who has been trained to be gay on command because he is a faggot at heart but didn't know it until he was ass slammed in prison.

Teddy is just a fruit ninja, he learned it in prison.

by Aunt Bee January 5, 2009

The Ninja Turtle

A sexual act where one person bends there index and ring fingers. Then proceeds to pleasure their women.

I can this one the Ninja Turtle.

by MonmouthConglomerate October 5, 2009

Sidewalk Ninjas

The sweetest parkour/freerunning clan on earth!! Located out of shinnston, WV. Founders being Norman and Issaiah and quickly acqiring "Sensei Gary".. If you see a lime green S with an N on the inside, thats us.

Man I just saw some crazy dudes jump off of lumberport elementary! Wtf?

Oh dude! That was the Sidewalk Ninjas!

by WikiTichenor March 3, 2008

Candy Ninja

when you stick some form of candy into your anus then sneak up on your mate and put the candy in their mouth then have sexual intercourse from behind

Guy1: i gave my girl a candy ninja the other night
Guy2: what you use
Guy1: a jolly rancher those are her favorites.....but it took a while to get out

by Candy Ninja January 30, 2010