no cookies for old crankies

a term for no conutry for old men or someone who is being a brat whome you where going to give something to but now arent.

"if you keep acting that way there will be no cookies for old crankies"

by daveydogood April 4, 2009

old lady helmet

hair-doo of old women; usually making it look like the old woman is wearing a helmet of hair.

when old ladies hair gets grey they cut it short and tease it up into an old lady helmet.

by klesk johnson July 8, 2003

No Country for Old Men

A documentary showcasing the John McCain run for president of the United States of America.

John McCain did not become president because this is no country for old men

by thetrueironman August 27, 2009

old mans swimsuit

a condom or johnny...your old man penis and his rubber swimsuit is the condom

"oooh better get my old mans swimsuit on"

"oh no i havent got a swimsuit for my old man"

by Mattyismint June 10, 2005

old school status

- when something, whether a picture, song, or letter etc. reminds you of the past
- long time ago, like grade school

That picture on her profile is old school status!

by me ♥ February 10, 2007

the old dirt road

It is the poop chute.

Tom told me that he prefers, The Old Dirt Road } when he has sex with his girlfriend.

by Manchvegaseddieg March 4, 2014

Dirty Old Dave

dirty old dave related to a man who drives a white van commonly called dave and likely to be a pervert with a keen interest in prostitutes.

a song to the tune of dirty old town has been changed to

dirty old dave,

dirty old dave
hes a dirty old man
with a dirty old plan

this is a more detailed version of a typical white van man

that man over there, looking at those women is a ;dirty old dave' keep away from him at all costs.

by jennI October 6, 2012