douche guns

When 'that' friend holds up both of their fingers in the shape of guns waiting for you to understand the unfunny joke they just told.

you: circles are pointless
you: *douche guns*

by doucheguns August 12, 2014

Medium Machine gun

A Medium Machine Gun is a type of machine gun characterized by firing full power rifle rounds(such as 7.62x51 mm NATO) and being usually belt-fed.
While they are light enough to be carried by one man they are usually crew served due to weight of the ammunition.
They can be used by infantry, vehicles and aircraft.
Here are some examples of MMG:M240, MG3 and MG42, FN MAG, M60, PKM.

The Army just ordered 50000 new medium machine gun to replenish their losses.

by Therealmerasmus August 8, 2023

Gun

The thing that when you point at a mother fucker, they go dead and funny bang

"He pulled a gun on the stupid mother fucker who was robbing him with a knife and fucked him up"

by Peanutted August 27, 2022

Snow-Gun

When a male reaches climax very quickly during intercourse.

Don't snow-gun on me, I fear you will. Just take it slow.

by Nimir-Raj November 8, 2013

Machine Gun Asshole

Another name for Machine Gun Kelly

"I just heard a Machine Gun Asshole in the bathroom." - Guy
"You mean Kelly?" - Girl
"Yep, someone was listening to his songs on their phone. Sounded like a hot clip of shit." - Guy

by Swift67 October 13, 2021

Empty threat from a finger gun

When someone threatens you with an imaginary godly punishment.

1: god will send you to hell for your heathen ways.

2: that ain't nothing but empty threat from a finger gun. Get out here!

by Zombiewriter75 January 15, 2024

Gun

The thing politicians want to ban so you have no chance of fighting back when they become tyrannical.

Where’d I put my gun?

by Boom stick August 9, 2019