Phone Bot

Phone bots are total assholes who tell you to press every button on your phone over one hundred times and play annoying ass music in your ear for hours and hours and hours "trying" to "connect you to a live speaker". Instead of connecting you to someone, they drop your ass and hang up after you sat in your chair going through the pain saking hours you just had to deal with, with the phone bot.

This phone bot has played this stupid song twenty times already, when the fuck are they going to pick up the fucking phone????

by BestBuyGuy October 25, 2014

Skibidi caseoh dekubopdumnem a friggin packet yo has put the phone down rizz Kai baby gronk cuh dey boad 8 ball of coke fire in the hole sprunki phase 1000 livy dunn oi oi oi john pork mango mango duke dennis betamaxxing FEIN

why the fuck did you look this up

Skibidi caseoh dekubopdumnem a friggin packet yo has put the phone down rizz Kai baby gronk cuh dey boad 8 ball of coke fire in the hole sprunki phase 1000 livy dunn oi oi oi john pork mango mango duke dennis betamaxxing FEIN: why did you look this up

by EPIK SIGMA SKIBIDI GAMER May 2, 2025

ear jack phone

word made up by dumb ass named Sandra

well plug in your ear jack phone

by couche man October 14, 2021

National Show Your Phone Background day

On the 20th of April, No matter what, you must show everyone your phone background.

Yeah.

Bobby: Look at my phone's background, it's that National Show Your Phone Background day
Billy: Yo it better not be that hentai one again!
Bobby: shit fam gotta blast frick

by fart face llolol April 20, 2019

phone tease

@ellablairr

she’s white county’s biggest phone tease

by yeehaww🫶🏼🤠 August 18, 2022

Phone Grenade

the act of taking your friends phone, dialing their ex-girlfriend/boyfriend's number, then tossing it to them as it rings. Usually results in the "victim" of the grenade having a very awkward, yet hilarious exchange with their ex.

Me: Hey Nick! Catch!'
Nick: DAMNIT!...I mean...um hey Julie
Julie: Why the hell are you calling me?
Nick: Sorry I got phone grenaded.

by badhatter April 19, 2011

smart phone dump

Using smart while moving your bowels causing you to spend longer that required squating on the turd catcher

I took a smart phone dump earler , took me two hours to realise i only had to piss

by Joe O'Regan November 24, 2015