Wanna-bean

Often used as "wanna-be" , which originates from the ancient bean word "wanna-bean" to describe an impostor trying to be as cool as beans. Nothing can be cooler than cool beans. Beans have been cool since before beans were called beans.

Man.. that guy is trying too hard. He's such a wanna-bean.

by Detective dick Damian August 18, 2017

easy beans

Meaning everything's cool, everything is fine, everything is straight. Or it can mean you've achieved somethings with ease.

Fill: whoa ! You must of worked hard to get that scholarship.
Jim: it's easy beans man, no work required.

by Dana Barnez May 25, 2016

Freezing Beans

The cooler, colder definition of the term "cool beans".

Joe-Bob: Hey when's that party on Saturday?
Pauly: 9p.m

Joe-Bob: Freezing Beans!

by Wuajn Aizek September 14, 2011

tard bean

having the characteristics of a retarded person. used as public critcism of a stupid or illogical act

(After a person trips over their own feet)
Way to go tard bean!

by Zachary Meek October 13, 2005

Mr. Beans

The most unfunny human being on earth with the worst come backs. Also known as Lesley.

Shut the fuck Mr. Beans no one thinks your funny.

by GuyWhoWorksatDenny January 26, 2022

Cool beans

Cool beans is an amazing saying made up by Can Ilgaz, this really handsome dude. There’s this Lithuanian girl who thinks she came up with it but is totally wrong. She is kinda cute though.

Jack: I’m going to Vilnius

Mary: cool beans Jack, have fun!

by Cannie March 7, 2018

pork and beans

When you take a girl out on a fancy outing and get laid afterward (pork) but you didn't have to pay for it (beans).

Bro; "Dude, did you get any pork from Stacie after Benihana last night?"

Dude: "Hell yeah, bro. Plus, she put it all on her dad's Amex--I didn't have to pay a dime!"

Bro: "Dude, pork *AND* beans!"

Dude: "Pork and beans, brother. Pork and beans."

by maverick_survivalist July 25, 2012