How are you?

Not as simple a question as it seems at first glance. You usually say "I'm fine", no matter how you really feel – this is only for the closest people. Because explaining why you feel bad isn't very pleasant thing and few people won't take it seriously.

Usually when people ask how I'm doing(how are you?) , the real answer is I'm doing shitty, but I can't say I'm doing shitty, because I don't even have a good reason to be doing shitty. So if I say, "I'm doing shitty," then they say, "Why? What's wrong?" And I have to be like, "I don't know, all of it?" – Bojack Horseman

by You said "chocolate"?) May 22, 2022

How's your head?

How do you feel now that you're stoned? Used in the late '60s and early '70s in the context of friends sitting around smoking marijuana (occasionally asked of someone who had taken a hallucinogen). The answer was often "Fine, Man" or a description of the sensations.

How's your head? (as in "How's your head, man?")

by GuruGrub April 21, 2022

Howes

A Howes is a beautiful, funny, smart women, how will make you fall in love with you, just by fluttering her eyelashes at you,

Unfortunately she only does this so thay she can break your heart, a Howes will leave a trail of broken hearts in her tracks, she will feed on this hurt and use the tears of broken souls as bathwater.

If you are unlucky enough to run into a Howes, don't look her directly in the eye, good luck

Boy: dude I just heard you ran into a Howes last week, you okay?
Boy2: *swings from the rafters*

by Mac factor January 11, 2022

when where how hard?

when where how hard?

person: "fuck you"

person 2: "when where how hard?"

by material gowrl February 25, 2023

How's the wife?

The perfect saying that could be used in any situation.

Person 1: How's the wife?
Person 2: She took the kids.
Person 1: Good job on getting those little crotch goblins off your back.

by Codladh Beag April 7, 2021

That's not how any of that works

Se what we seem to have with BOTH Sams... Are jews who have once again appointed themselves supreme ethical authorities and it effecting the lives of people who don't believe thus. Why don't YOU invent AI? Oh. You can't. See, I didn't have that problem and that in no way means that I should have to do what for free and as long as draw breath I don't have to. Because you aren't doing shit for me.

Hym "So, that's not how any of that works. Your charity hasn't reached me here while I sit alone in the dark while your filthy slut daughters sit in their blankies and watch AI generated videos."

by Hym Iam November 11, 2025

Knowing how to talk to girls

Elon Musk's FIRST wife rejected him initially until after PayPal blew up.

Hym "So that isn't 'Knowing how to talk to girls' that he did just there. And for that to happen he got a million dollar (or more) loan from his father. So, talking to girls had nothing to do with it. Talking to girls FAILED for Elon and it FAILS for most people. But having a million dollars DID NOT fail. It's almost as though THEY ARE SELECTING FOR '1 million dollars' explicitly and they SAY they are selecting for '1 million dollars' so if you have '1 million dollars' they fuck you. They also say they are fucking the fat-cocks and the over 6 foot. So... None of that is talking."

by Hym Iam March 21, 2025