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Hipster

A kid who wears gay shirts/sweatshirts. Name is usually Harley. Brings his PSP to school.
The definition of a hipster is Harley
by LmaoHipster October 12, 2011
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A person who acts similar to lead singer Jarvis Cocker in the music video for the Pulp song "Common People". YouTube it.
average man: Where'd you get those dance moves?
hipster: Jarvis Cocker, bitch!
average man: Damn hipsters!
by Corinthian_mirror November 6, 2010
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Hipster

Mix of Ghetto & Mixer

Makes raps and adds to other peoples raps

Dresses ghetto but sometimes preppy
Damn look at the hipster girl editting Young Forever && making new things.
by LidooMunster July 10, 2010
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Hipster

What you get when middle-class pseudo-intellectuals try too hard to be unique. Scenekids picked up on this and a whole fashion trend exploded.

How to be a hipster:
- Love anything until it becomes mildly popular. Then hate the living hell out of it.
- Desperately make sure every one thinks that you don't care what people think.
- Shop for your clothes at thrift stores. Bonus points for plaid.
- Become an Apple Inc. iFag like everyone else (totally not conformist)
- Only listen/watch/read media no one else does.
- Don't shave.

Remember, nothing says unique or enlightened like trying too hard to be different instead of focusing on science and arts.
guy1: hey man, did you see all those hipsters?
guy2: yea man, I've never seen so many neckbeards pretending to have refined taste by paying for over-priced drinks in my life lol
guy1: what was up with all the iPhones?
guy2: well they support small business and non-conformity.
guy1: they do know there's an "Inc." at the end of Apple, right?
by xailu March 19, 2014
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Hamster Tittie

the tittie area of a hamster. Also known as the funnest word when your blazed off your ass (:
by Kristin skeetskeet August 9, 2008
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Hampster Stuffer

Someone who gets sexual pleasure out of taping a rodents feet and shoving the person or persons penises up the rodent's anus.
"Your mother was a hampster stuffer."

"At least I don't hampster stuff.."
by TORIx October 21, 2008
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Hampster Horay

The act of making love to a hampster with a biro
I fucked my hampster so hard it coughed ink! Hampster Horay
by Hampshire3321 October 15, 2008
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