floppy donkey

A person who is unable to successfully move their limbs due to extreme tiredness.
Conversing with said person is useless due to floppy donkey also affecting the brain.
To move someone who is a floppy donkey is close to impossible.
Guy "Honey do you wanna go somewhere?"
Girl *inaudible mumbling*
Guy "You're floppy donkey aren't you?"
Girl "Mmmmf"

I hate when she goes all floppy donkey on me, it's like she's made entirely of limbs!
by tyne wolfe June 15, 2013
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Donkey Dong

Donkey Dong aka DD (Noun): A penis that is very skinny but VERY HAIRY!! Hairy to the point to where it looks like you have a dog dick that's HAIRY like donkey kong.
EWW! You have a donkey dong!! I ain't fuckin any more!
by Devneesssss July 23, 2017
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swamp donkey

a dirty slut whose vagina is swampy, and reeks like a donkeys ass
I went to a party but my time was cut short, after a swamp donkey approached me asking for sex.
by Mr.rambow October 04, 2009
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Swamp donkey

Rob: That girl devon was a swamp donkey.

Luke: Yea but shes gives mad good blow jobs.
by rtc1588 February 28, 2007
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Swamp Donkey

A female often overweight and grotesque. Often found at high school parties, waiting for guys to get drunk therefore making them an easy target to engage in sexual acts.
I can't believe I hooked up with that swamp donkey!
by Brotoe March 11, 2009
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Virgin donkey cunt

A drink that not only leaves you on all fours after you drink one, but one that allows anyone or anything, including a donkey, to take advantage of you
"I ordered a virgin donkey cunt last night & woke up in a barn smelling like a jackass"
by BG71 April 19, 2017
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donkey nut buckle

when you put a girl on her hands and knees and have sexual intercourse until you both ejaculate at the same time and creates a clog in both the vagina and penis urethra making the sexual organs cripple for a few days until the clog is fixed
John: "mate lets go out and get laid tonight"
Nick: "na cant mate, she hit me with the donkey nut buckle last night"
John: "..."
by nigger ching chong September 14, 2018
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