Check's in the mail

When you have no intention of paying for something/don't believe something. People used to pay for things by check and it would take some time to arrive. If you didn't have money, you could buy something without paying, saying "the check's in the mail."

"Hey, when are you going to pay me for that weed?" "The check's in the mail, bro."
"The supreme court is going to uphold the voting rights act? Yeah right. The check's in the mail."

by quietbanana October 6, 2022

BREAK CHECK

when you BREAK CHECK

Caeden: *Moves car*
Regan: "BREAK CHECK!"

by Gyat City October 9, 2022

P Check

Typing the letter 'P' in someone's browser's address bar and exposing all their pornography habits

Alejandro: Ey bro lemme give u a P check
Khawaja: nah bruh I'm clean just cleared my history

by Adly The First January 13, 2022

Last I checked you cant drink ice

When you walk by someone and they only hear the tiniest part of the convo with little to no background info

"Yeah and his water was in the freezer"
"Last I checked you cant drink ice"

by Andje December 7, 2021

Asshole Check

Where the FBI or CIA shows up and searches your house repeatedly over the period of a week to find if you have done anything wrong because you did or said some fucked up shit.

"Johnny threatened kill someone thus he was asshole checked by the FBI."

by Victor Medvil May 15, 2022

Bhunda check

When a women turns around and gives a cheeky turn around for the DT boys

DT k: gowan give us a bhunda check gravy.

DT M: DT you know the drill, bhunda check obie conobie.

by AP_MUNCHO March 30, 2022

Dad check

It’s when someone is a furry or dream Stan

Emely:I’m a dream Stan

Jim:dad check

*everyone liked that*

by Urmoderinmybedhehe November 5, 2021