$100 burger

When people see you got your shit together they always want to hold you to a higher standard. Like when a female been fucking with niggas for a bag of weed but when you come along she need dinner ,a movie and a bill paid.

Yo remember that bitch Candace niggas was smashing for a Springfield soda and a bag of Cheetos..? Yo why she try to give me the $100 burger

by Clint Morning Wood May 25, 2019

beaner burger

A burrito

Just went to chipotle and had the best Beaner Burger ever

by The Tus August 5, 2016

Garlic Double Steak Burger

Literally the greatest fast food invention known to man. A juicy fat friendly god amplified specimen of meat slapped on a bun.

I was hungry, so I decided to go to Steak n Shake and get a Garlic Double Steak Burger, with extra fries.

by Phil "Hot Dog" Kessel June 13, 2019

grandmas fur burger

A very sticky chicken mesh among all the jungle among all the ham. This variant can cum from all sorts of regions including Nelly's yard (Iron Way). Smelly queefs are included in the symptoms of having a fur burger as shown in the investigations concluded by P.hD Professor Dr.J2Jiggly. To cure this condition, one must reincarnate into their next life in order to rejuvenate their minge. This condition will reoccur after 70 years of any reincarnation. But this value can have a slight uncertainty of ±5 years varying on the frequency of usage of the specified minge.

Person: She's leng ahlie
Joel: Nah g, are u skunked? She ent got a grandmas fur burger
Person: Thats bookie styll
Joel: Shush blud, gyal aint leng unless they got a fur burger. Furthermore, run me your nan's snap or suttin
Person: Sn bro, that leng ting was only 12 anyways

by Parry by June 7, 2022

Spat in the burger

The act of applying moisture to a dry vagina

She opened her legs and I was consumed by a cloud of dust, like a sandstorm in the Sahara, so I spat in the burger. As made famous on a pinball forum

by Popeye is rubbish October 17, 2016

Daddy Burger

The classic country burger at Big Al's. It can only be cooked by one man — Daddy Nick.

I went to Big Al's last night and ordered a Daddy Burger. Gosh! It's the best burger in town! (said while licking your chops)

by daddycoconut September 26, 2018

your a burger

I can tell you or I’m a burger

Your a burger🍔🍔

by Burger man 🍔🍔 October 11, 2023