Principal-Asian Theory

The economic theory that it Asians will eventually overcome all the racism and greed and establish world domination

Gotta learn about Principal-Asian theory today in economics class

by D Flawless May 16, 2021

Asian granny syndrome

The observation that after age 60 Asian women age like the life-force is directly being drained from them by a Austin powers villain

The Asian granny syndrome got Kim lo now she looks like an abused prop from the mummy

by Thedifiner6969420304 April 12, 2024

Certified Asian

When you get high and your eyes get squinted enough to look Asian.

"Bro you like certified"
"Yeah I just because a certified asian"

by Certified Asians March 19, 2022

Hello Asian man

The act when one says hello to an Asian man

“Hello Asian man”-steve

by Wild Warren December 12, 2020

asian pearl

bomb ass chinese food.

Yi: man I'm really hungry.

Raj: down for Asian pearl?
Yi: you read my mind!!

by Rb123456 July 28, 2017

asian motorcycle girl

Asian-American hippie hottie who rides a motorcycle, goes to Burning Man/live concerts, has a high-powered tech job and multiple boyfriends. Navigates a compelling tension between traditionalism, achievement and open love, never fully settling on one. A rebel similar to an abg, but more self-sufficient and less material

socal culture creates the asian baby girl, sf culture creates the asian motorcycle girl

by valenciamission September 16, 2025

asian keed

A very agresive kid who iq is 99999999. if his test is les than A+++, his parents will belt him. his parents expect an 101/100 on his test if not the ICBM comes

Tim," bro did you see that asian keed"
jo,"yea why"
asian keed hears conversation, " you idots. get bitches then talk to me"
Tim and jo gets emotional damage

by Terri101 October 8, 2023