Anal Dredge

The fecal matter found in the ass crack of the human species. This is often a warm mixture of toilet paper, cotton shedding or other ass shrapnel that may become lodged along the length of the ass crack.

I went to slap my old lady on the ass but hit her ass crack instead, and when I pulled my hand away I had anal dredge on my finger.

by KillBillLA August 17, 2015

Anal orca

During anal the woman shits on the males penis usually causing a penile infection

Aww man my girlfriend was hammered last night and gave me an anal orca

by Og Orange November 20, 2019

Anal anaconda

An anal anaconda is a huge dildo fitting in a hella gay big juicy ass

Hey bro pass me my anal anaconda

by ANALADMIRAL April 10, 2018

anal miscalculation

not to be confused with anal fraud

1. that's thinking youre hitting backdoor but realize you have been hitting straight back fat the moment you are about to nut. So you have to slap her in the back of the head and tell her she's trying to fraud.

dom:" I thought I was fucking this girl in the ass last night but I was just fucking her back fat so i had to slap her"

eddie:" that's an anal miscalculation"

by rampage eddie June 3, 2013

anal glaucoma

A medical excuse for missing work.

I had a bad case of anal glaucoma this morning; I couldn't see my ass going into work today.

by time4mynap August 16, 2010

anal pearl

After performing anal sex. depositing a singular cum droplet. a partner's pulsating shitoris.(chocolate starfish) ((but hole))

Charles and Matt were down stair fudge packing . Charles pulled out and left a anal pearl on Matt ' s shitoris.

by dickman99 July 5, 2016

anal egging

Eating a hard boiled were you anal egging out of your partners ass?

Hey Don , were you anal egging your wife last night?

by Gt57 February 3, 2018