Turtle tunnel

Uncircumcised penis

The guy last night had a turtle tunnel

by Kandykitty February 22, 2025

turtle-brained

Thinking slowly, like a turtle moves.

oy. i am sooo slow today - i am turtle-brained today.

by Puffin Man June 13, 2011

Turtling

When you sit down and your penis inside itself.

Ahh crap, my penis is turtling. I better stand up.

by The penguin king March 7, 2018

What The Flying Turtles

''What the Fuck''

Son: Dad I'm going mentally insane and I want to inflict pain into other innocent people and satisfy myself with the bodies of dead children

Dad: What The Flying Turtles?? aye son look at this shitty ass lifeline!!!

by dmqt July 6, 2022

turtle choker

A plastic straw

Her: Ugh... you're using a turtle choker?!
Me: Yeah, thot

by Tree Mugger November 16, 2019

Condom Turtle

A visible erection through the condom.

I leaned over, in an attempt to hide my condom turtle.

by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023

Turtled

When your about to have sex and your dick gets soft due to nerves, akin to a turtle going into its shell.

I was about to smash, but she makes me so nervous that I turtled.

by Roadren March 3, 2023