Doing a Jack

Acting like a right twat and triple dropping ecstasy pills

I’m Doing a Jack see you in the welfare tent

by Juro94 August 28, 2019

Fart-Jack

The act of being lazy, or not doing what one is supposed to be doing, such as at a job.

"Quit fart-jacking around Bill, if we don't get this work done we're going to be fired".

by Jeano-Beano May 26, 2018

jack peevers

Insanely racist, cannot stand any member of any other races. He does however have an incredibly massive cock, and drops the freshest memes anyone on the planet has ever witnessed in their lives. If burning people at the stake were a career, he would be a professional. Every single girl on the planet gets absolutely drenched whenever they hear, see, or smell the presence of Jack Peevers anywhere near them.

"Oh my God! I just got the hardest pounding ever by Jack Peevers!! I won't be able to walk properly for months!"

"Woah, do you see that?! He's wearing four pairs of jeans but I can still see Jack's massive cock imprint!"

by Dwilks69420blazeit December 18, 2017

jack shack

a secluded cabin or lean-to in the woods for pulling oneself in

The Unabomber spent much of his time in his wooded jack shack hideaway.

by Unchangeable Bird January 25, 2020

Jack Daniel

Yes, this is a Jack Daniel writing this. Hello. So, uhm, a Jack Daniel is someone who prefers to be called Daniel rather than Jack, and yeah, he can seem a bit timid at first, but once you get to know the lad, he's actually quite funny and sociable once he finally expresses himself. Jack is a great guy. Like a great guy, yeah, he makes mistakes at times. But he's Jack Daniel after all. Or should I say Daniel Jack???????

He doesn't want to be mistaken as:
Jak Daniel
Jak Danyul
JackD
Jack Danyul
DJ
Danyul Jak
Danyul Jack
Daniel Jak
Or anything weird like that....
JD is absolutely fine. Or call him Jak. IDCC.

Jack Daniel for the win-win.

by Brotaztics_ February 6, 2020

Jack Smells

A phrase used to instantly end an argument. Both sides must now except a mutual end to the beef. There is no winner nor a looser purely the knowledge that “jack smells”

Billy: yo max
Max: what
Billy: heard yo gurl got stinky grumble
Max: nah fuck that yo a bitch
Billy: stfu bitch boy
Max: Jack Smells
@everyone on the call: fair play

by Shmuckboy12 April 5, 2020

Jack Cunt

A Jack Cunt is someone who offers fuck all help, is a righteos cunt and usually drinks 5 times more than the money in their wallet or fucks off come bill time, also refered to as doing an Adsy.

you had 10 vodka soda's and just fucked off before the bill came you jack cunt!

by antijackcunt May 11, 2020