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Wesleyan 

A prestigious liberal arts college in Connecticut known for its progressive politics, intellectual student body, and thriving arts scene. A member of the Little Three.
Student A: Yo are you going to become a banker after graduating from your fancy college?
Student B: Hell no dude, it's Wesleyan. I'll probably become a writer, move to Brooklyn, and live in a box.

Note: While also very respectable schools, Wesleyan is neither Ohio Wesleyan nor Wellesley.
Wesleyan by fyschtank May 5, 2009
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western grip handjob 

a handjob that is given when the hand is upside down and the thumb is free to explore
My girlfriend just gave me a WESTERN GRIP HANDJOB
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Kanye West

Reprehensible racist who blames the problems of an entire race on rich white men, including problems that don't involve them at all.
Rapper who has been around for less than a year and has released 1 album yet venerates himself as a legend and visionary, and equates himself to Tupac and Notorious BIG.
- He uses the slur "devil" in referring to white people
- He says white people don't want his children to eat (what the fuck???)
- He says that the white man tries to get rich off of all the problems of black people, when in fact they bring the majority of their problems upon themselves
- He called his first single "history in the making," which is incredibly presumptive and arrogant
- He deified himself as some sort of miraculous superhuman because he got in a car crash and survived non-life threatening injuries
- Instead of just focusing on making music and entertaining peole, he chooses to act as if he is one of the greatest people who ever lived and that all his fans should bow down to him
Kanye West by rellybois October 20, 2004

Westland 

Another random suburb of Detroit where teens run rampid doing drugs and tons of property damage. 99% of the population of Westland are faggots, full of poser-juggalos, wanna-be northville preps and so forth. There are very few "original" kids there, as in they are who they are, they don't give a fuck and know what the deal is.

This is as accurate as it gets folks.
poser: im a juggalo, ill cut your head like a chicken and dump faygo in it

normal guy: suck my dick, you live in westland.
Westland by ph1rekiller January 8, 2010

west testicle 

Delightful suburb on the other side of town from eastjesus (which see).
Dayum, it sure is far to west testicle! Not as far as it is to eastjesus homey!
west testicle by divemaster September 22, 2006

Westicles 

somthing a manly women, or a woman with a man voice has. WOMEN TESTICLES.
You just KNOW miley cyrus has WESTICLES.
Westicles by purplepussypals September 1, 2009
to west or have wested is to interrupt someone in the middle of a speech to say you believe someone else was better.
"I Totally wested that chick taylor swift at the VMA's"

"you're a dick"
Wested by P-Mo-Slice September 15, 2009