wimbledon waffle maker

.the act of defecating on your lover's chest, then smacking the excrement with a tenis racket

your father gave me a wimbledon waffle maker last night, we are getting a divorse.

by rainbow pooping evil koala July 19, 2017

Blumpkin Waffle-Job

The act of a man waffle stomping, whilst receiving a blowjob.

"Yo Jack! Did you hear Jordan stomped his shit down a shower drain while getting head from Iggy?"
"Yeah man, that's called a Blumpkin Waffle-Job"

by Freaky White Boy January 3, 2025

Waffle

When a female breaks wind on a gentleman's penis when it is between the cheeks of her buttocks.

We were having a cuddle in bed when she waffled on my manhood.

by Teapot Charlie May 13, 2018

tossing the waffle

When your girl got a yeast infection so you go anal instead

Tossing the waffle is so much easier than waiting on her infection to go away

by Pmoney-99 December 9, 2016

Belgian waffle

A pathetic, disgustingly smelly, lonely cat lady- who is an anal slut who begs for it EVERYDAY on instagram

That lady, who smells like cat piss, is desperate for a dude, so she begs for anal; she's a 'Belgian waffle'!

by Sweet&cute April 23, 2018

Waffle pizza

When having intercourse with a menstrating woman, place your penis into her vagina. During vaginal intercourse, switch to anal. Ejaculate inside her, then quickly remove and place your dick between her butt cheeks. With your hands, press her cheeks around your shaft and pull back. leaving the mixture of residues in between her butt cheeks.

I thought I was a freak, but Porsche asked me to give her a Waffle Pizza. I was very confused.

by Wasport September 27, 2017

Waffle

Circular of Yum’s To EATS!

Let’s get some waffles to EATS!

by ‘G.P.’ May 1, 2019