ur mom

i have crippling depression

person1: haha dude guess what?
person2: yeah?
person1: ur mom
person2: wow you're lame
person1: *crying*

by niggajeff February 24, 2019

ur mom

A very funny comeback to stupid or smart people who don't understand it.

Person A: I had canes last night
Person B: I Had ur mom last night

by thebombonurmom.com February 26, 2019

ur mom

a dead joke

dude: "fuck you"
dude 2: "uuuuh ur mom"

by 👌succ February 28, 2019

P%URE

(Pressure) An urban fashion clothing line started by a young female by the name of Marissa. Started because everyone has pressure on them. The line is to influence people to be themselves and nobody else.

You got pressure on you? Wears (where’s) the P%URE (pressure) on you?

by Pnb Rissa March 7, 2019

bust ur ass

thats wht happens when u talk smack about people next time BETTER SHUT UR UGLY MUH FUCKIN MOUTH YA HURD!!

im fanna bust ur ass if u keep talking smack hoe

by #seattle35 March 12, 2019

Ur mom

gay

Ur mom gay lol no u

by Ooga McBooga March 14, 2019

ur mom gay

A much simpler way of saying your mom has large lesbian, many people have used it as an evolved yo mama joke.

Shut up man! Ur mom gay!

by Westvagina March 16, 2019