urinal turner

A Urinal Turner is a guy in a public restroom who while taking a piss at a urinal will always turn around and try to make eye contact with whoever walks in. This is poor bathroom ediquitte.

"Did you notice whenever Jay is taking a leak he always turns around to see who walks in?"

"Yeah I had him pegged as a urinal turner the second time he did that shit to me"

by Gunno 2 November 11, 2017

hairy turncul

A pokemon go player who straps his iPhone to his wrist then spanks the mankey until it evolves.

Man that guys mankey is so strong bet he's just a hairy turncul trainer

by Trust me I'm smart April 21, 2018

Lauren Turner

A pretty cool girl who’s has swag. She really likes Doritos and kit kats. Also a clout master.

Do you see that cool person with the clout goggles over there? Must be Lauren Turner

by Fish Brain December 15, 2017

swiss turn

When two gay people of the male gender, engage in a 69 but the lover on the top is doing push-ups while the lover on the bottom holds the top side lovers legs. After five push-ups the two connect by grabbing in a hug fassion while deepthroating each other, proceed to roll over so they change positions. The lovers then proceed with this same formula until both parties climax.

Tim: “How are you and ______ doing?”
Jim: “ Quite well thank you for asking”
Tim: “ Anything spicy cooking in the bedroom?”
Jim: “ Well the other day _____ agreed to finally Swiss Turn”

by Codrick January 21, 2018

Alex Turner

A lad that used to be cool and wrote frantic songs back in the day.
A cunt nowadays.

A: Dude, Alex Turner is so cool
B: He was in 2006

by Leprosy420 February 13, 2018

Preston Turner

An absolute twat who loves to get with little girls and is pretty much your classical kfc worker. Greasy,spotty and dry-like the chicken, similar to the girls as he walks down the street

Don’t find yourself a Preston turner.

by Sarah’s July 3, 2018

Caulk Turndown

Pushing a female's face and mouth away from your cock while she is kneeling in front of you attempting to suck your dick

The foreman gave the secretary a caulk turndown and she was distracted and in need of some for the remainder of the day.

by #Zerofucks March 12, 2018