that horrible smell that eminates from one's rectum when the morning's bowel movement was incomplete
Although I didn't hear Julia fart in the cubicle next to me, I could smell the cry of a trapped turd.
by Brian Wilhelm November 7, 2007
Get the cry of a trapped turdmug. A country that has social or political conventions that are considered uncivilized and/or immoral compared to that of other countries.
"A woman in Iran was arrested and killed for not wearing a head covering. What a turd world country."
by Fcking_Chuck September 29, 2022
Get the Turd World Countrymug. by beEasy91 July 12, 2010
Get the Fried toad turdmug. Substitute these words for the popular sandwich condiments (ketchup and mustard) to impress and/or disgust your friends and loved ones.
by Steve Scholten August 26, 2005
Get the catshit and mouse turdmug. After taking a quick dump, I whirled around and reflected on the appearance of my corn snake turd swimming in the toilet.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019
Get the corn snake turdmug. When a turd or piece of a turd refuses to go down after repeated flushings. It keeps bobbing up as if made of cork.Piling on multiple layers of toilet tissue essentially shrink wraps the obstinate floater and results in a flushable package.
by wolfbait51 April 9, 2011
Get the shrink wrap a turdmug. Person 1: That was an awesome movie!
Person 2: Yeah, awesome special effects.
Person 3: I was so offended by that movie! Could you believe how many subliminal racist messages there were? I think we need to write a letter to the studio and tell them to ban this movie.
Later on...
Person 1: Brian's getting some guys together to go play football at his house.
Person 2: Cool, let me go get my cleats and we'll head over.
Person 3: Football's barbaric! So typical of American society to love a violent game like that!
Person 1: If you don't like it, then don't come! Jeez, why do you always have to be such a turd in a punch bowl?
Person 2: Yeah, awesome special effects.
Person 3: I was so offended by that movie! Could you believe how many subliminal racist messages there were? I think we need to write a letter to the studio and tell them to ban this movie.
Later on...
Person 1: Brian's getting some guys together to go play football at his house.
Person 2: Cool, let me go get my cleats and we'll head over.
Person 3: Football's barbaric! So typical of American society to love a violent game like that!
Person 1: If you don't like it, then don't come! Jeez, why do you always have to be such a turd in a punch bowl?
by Paul785 October 15, 2007
Get the turd in a punch bowlmug.