Dry aged beef

Dry beef coming from the family cow, who was passed down through generations.

Sister: are we having dry aged beef tonight?
Dad: yes, we killed Clancy, the family cow, for it
Sister: oh, yum!

by Epic Cool Guy May 25, 2020

Semen beef challenge

a viral challenge from the 1960's. when someone ejaculates in a Tupperware container, then put the semen through intensive fitness to get beefed up

try the semen beef challenge

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Beef Hula Hoop

A small penis in a loose pussy.

His small dick slid round and round her beef hula hoop.

by Veg Raid20 September 19, 2020

jerk-id beef

An old english term used nowadays for beef jerky.

Old: Question not thy clams nor thy jerk-id beef, tis' a favorite of thy fiend maker and thy fiend.

New: Hey ya'll, I b fo' shizzilin' for some jerk-id beef here!

by helga October 16, 2003

Black Market Beef

When you have serious issues with another person, but they have no idea; carrying on leading a life of blissful ignorance.

“Did you hear what Kyle said earlier? I’ve got real Black Market Beef with that guy. Wish I had the balls to tell him, but he’d probably kick my ass.”

by KayBlue92 July 29, 2022

roast beef grinder

Two women with dangling labia, loose or stretched out from over-use and abuse, scissoring in lust.

Jak and Brent decided on placing a roast beef grinder instead of a hot roast beef on their sex acts menu cause they thought two old dykes grinding their pussies still sounded better than eating shit.

by SpicyPino216 May 1, 2022

Hot roast beef

Pull your ass cheeks apart and let someone shit between them. Slam the ass cheeks shut then your partner licks the shit oozing out and this is how he eats a hot roast beef.

Jak fed Brent a hot roast beef after work last night.

by SpicyPino216 January 15, 2022