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dumb ape

1. An amatuer investor who buys stocks based on hype and a total lack of understanding for market conditions, valuations and long term strategy.

2. A person who dumps all of their life savings into the stock market and then tries to convince everyone they know to do the same thing in the hopes that it will create enough hype to create a short term growth bubble.
Mike: Bro you see what Duke just did?

Steve: No what?
Mike : That DUMB APE just dropped his savings into some ev startup thats been super hyped and hasn't even sold a car.
Steve : Ugh so should we buy some?
Mike : Umm I guess...
by pympkane December 6, 2021
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Dumb

Maybe you or maybe me
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Dumb hole

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Dumb

scqk •#8316 is the definition of dumb/stupid
scqk ur so dumb
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dumb ass

any thing Joe Biden says or does shows how big of a dumb ass he is
by truism hurts feelings December 16, 2021
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Dumb

What everyone is.
You are dumb.
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young and dumb

When an adult describes his past self as a dumbass. Usually with terrible experiences.
Billy: I remember when 9/11 happened. Man I was so young and dumb.
Joseph: Same. Can't believe it's been 20 years.
by anonymous December 16, 2021
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