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Reverse Bidoof's law

The comedy of seeing a porn comment, checking the commenters profile, and seeing their terrible political beliefs
BillOklahomaPatriot63 constantly comments on the posts of Trans porn stars, while posting about Trump and conspiracy theories. Reverse Bidoof's law strikes again
by BogBaloene February 7, 2021
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Law of Conservation of Mass

The Law of Conservation of Mass states that sluts will always change form into another form of slut. The slut content is conserved.
Guy 1: Everyone thinks Romana is a sweet little angel.

Guy 2: But I heard she likes to get her mouth girded by multiple men and dreams of gangbangs.
Guy 1: Wasn't she a monogamous good girl in the past into 'only' anal and bondage before?
Guy 2: Law of Conservation of Mass. Nothing to see here.
by Eric Kazinsky October 11, 2015
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Inverse Square Law

Light get more dim when it more further away
And now, all that's being detected is the cup. This is thanks to a quirky little physics thing that Veritasium would call the Inverse Square Law.
-Michael Reeves, 2021
by sanchopancho02 July 14, 2021
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Law of Bad News

The Law of Bad News states that "90% of the news you receive will be negative in nature". See Finagle's Law.
Jim: Damn, I just found out I'm failing out of school, and yesterday I was told that I have testicular cancer, I'm 12,000 in credit card cancer, and I was just found out my girlfriend's pregnant.

Bob: Er.... well, I'm here to let you know that I got her pregnant.

Jim: Damn you, Law of Bad News
by HermanoBluth June 12, 2010
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Juan Gamer's Law

Juan Gamer's Law dictates that if someone responds to a claim by saying it is a logical fallacy, it means they no longer can defend their position and they have lost the argument.
Saying that a claim is a logical fallacy as way to easily disprove it is a way to avoid the issue without actually having to refute it.
For example, if someone says that your claim is an ad hominem, you then try to prove that you are not using an ad hominem rather than try to defend your original point. It's a subtle way to switch goalposts during an argument and way to get stuck in a loop of trying to figure out the claim was a logical fallacy.
Statements that trigger Juan Gamer's Law
"That's just an ad hominem"
"You're strawmanning me"
"If you're anti X then that means you are X"
by Juan Gamer June 21, 2018
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Under The Old Law

Yall new LandLords but I’m Under The Old Law
by Uncle Larel January 22, 2023
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