door

that one thing that you bump into and break your nose on at 2 in the morning after you just took 3 cookies from your kitchen

OW GOD DAMMIT, I BROKE MY NOSE ON THAT FUCKING DOOR

by Anonymous69420lol August 13, 2021

Cellar Door

It is another way of describing the pussy. It is not the front door, it is definitely not the back door, its the cellar door. Takes you to the space below.

She said I couldn't go in the back door, but if I knocked on the cellar door she would let me enjoy downstairs.

by Hum da Hum Hum October 30, 2017

Denser than a door nail in a cubby house

As useless as a nail in a plastic toy house for kids.
Dense, stupid, ignorant

That guys denser than a door nail in a cubby house

by Tomsavage January 9, 2024

Door squid

The remnants of a guy ejaculating onto a door. Found most commonly on the inside or porta-potties with the resulting shape roughly resembling a squid

Man, those bathrooms are gross, especially with all the door squids in the stalls

by Humantapeworm November 15, 2019

stinky door knob

When your mother is constantly pissing you off about your cat being on the counter tops so you rub the cats ass all over the counter tops every handle and door knob in the house.

Dylan "I will rub the cats ass on everything"

I'm doing to stinky door knob the fuck out of this kitchen.

by Hole April 14, 2016

door

it is something you walk in and out of and is the worst weapon you slam it in someones face and can be brutal thin twice about a door if you don't know what it is.

bro: hey you see this DOOR it just killed my teacher

bro 2: dang that is bad it is brutal.

by laljjdfvhrhv July 27, 2019

One Door Syndrome

When a collective group of people attempt to use only one door of a train when other doors are available. Usually ingorning requests from station staff to us all doors.

Oh look they all have one door syndrome today! Can't they see the other empty doors!

by Farther of Cats November 2, 2018