Mooning Wood

When you get an erection after someone mooned in front of you.

Me: I woke up with the weirdest boner.
You: You just experienced mooning wood.

by gregben September 30, 2023

Wood Burner Tattoo

The scars / burn marks which one receives on their wrist or forearm from attempting to jam too large a piece of firewood into a small wood stove.

If you already have 5 wood burner tattoos before Christmas you should either drink less or cut your firewood smaller.

by Definerofdefinitions October 4, 2023

Granville T. Woods

Granville T. Woods, born to free African Americans, held various engineering and industrial jobs before establishing a company to develop electrical apparatus. Known as "Black Edison," he registered nearly 60 patents in his lifetime, including a telephone transmitter, a trolley wheel and the multiplex telegraph (over which he defeated a lawsuit by Thomas Edison).

Granville T. Woods was known as the "Black Edison"

by Bearonboat November 27, 2021

hop off wood

a saying used to tell someone to stop dickriding

you getting me mad tight right now hop off wood

by transgenderer July 9, 2022

Wood Hammer

When a femme-dom has her cuck tied up on the floor, she has her other partner stand over him, and she slaps the cuck with his dick, in a hammer type motion.

My mistress gave me the wood hammer last night, and I weirdly loved it.

by Sickfuckers July 10, 2022

Three Woods

A group of men, specifically studs. With huge, massive rods. Get every single chick dripping wet. One member is known as being a “pussy hound”

Wow, the three woods are so fucking hot! Stacey fucked ALL of them multiple times. Especially that one, PUSSY HOUND!

by Pussy hound July 10, 2022

Riley woods

Someone you considered a family but then goes and takes the girl that he knows dam well your in love with

Fuck you Riley woods

by Slow walker July 13, 2022