Poo Magic

The bizarre actions of a crazed/mentally ill individual or individuals, which seem to make complete sense to them for an esoteric reason ie: vabbing, self-harm, wierd tweaker gesticulation or fecal graffiti.
Poo Magician/Poo Witch/Poo Wizard

Oh no, a poo magic practitioner.
It's poo magic, just get some help!
Ah, the local poo magician/witch/wizard.

by Le Moncurd July 22, 2024

Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard

Male Domestic Short Hair Mix Cat

Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard

by Dave The Magical Cheese August 5, 2024

Model Magic

The practice of manipulating a financial model to maintain a 2.0x return despite discovering negative information during diligence. This is often achieved by increasing exit multiples, reducing Capex, manipulating working capital assumptions, increasing revenue growth rates and increasing gross margin assumptions among other tactics. This is also sometimes referred to as goal seek modeling where every factor other than purchase price is adjusted to arrive at the desired outcome.

Associate 1: I have some bad news, the Target's recent results are well below the banker model and suggest that the declining revenue and margins are continuing vs turning around.
Associate 2: No problem, I'll just apply a little Model Magic and the return will still be 2.0x

by Finance101 August 11, 2024

magical blueberry

a word meant to describe an incompetent whiny bitch that is strangely endearing.

did you see todd fall of a flight of stairs?

i did! he is such a magical blueberry.

by berry potter February 24, 2023

Devil magic

Hard drugs, such as meth, crack cocaine, and fentanyl

What kind of devil magic is this nigga on?

Oh he just snortin some of that powder he got from that crack dealer

by drshallow69 March 11, 2023

magic swizzle

Antiseptic mouth rinse required prior to performing oral sex on a particularly small or fragile penis.

Other doctor: Did you see the tranny in the ED tonight? Super hot!

Doogie: I know right! I had to turn down his or her blowjob offer... couldn't find the magic swizzle.

by EdRoyce March 22, 2023

Tragic magic

the affect of being as addicting as crack… (the equivalent to being pussy whipped) (aDICKted to what the DICK did)

He worked his tragic magic on me and he knew I could never break up with him.

by TheJessieBelle January 18, 2023