Tit Squirt

A name to call someone as an insult, or just for fun. Instead of words such as, "bitch", "dick" "tard"...etc

"Your mom's fat"
"Shutup tit squirt"

"Yo tit squirt, save me a seat in class"

by Julio Mendez March 19, 2008

four-tits

Someone's girlfriend who is (either literally or metaphorically) a cow.

John's going out with Belinda, his four-tits, tonight. He really would be better off with a Charolais.

by Fearman December 28, 2007

Suicide Tits

When a girl has ridiculous cleavage so that it looks as if her tits are about to jump out.

"Lea was wearing a very revealing top at the jungle party this weekend..."
-"yeah talk about suicide tits.."

by betterthankreuger November 9, 2010

Pineapple Tits

Fat fucking tits, like you would see on a tribal fat fuck head hunter...sumo tits with a droopy mass comming to a point at the nipple.

Pineapple tits are big saggy and ugly flabby tits. They are characterized by the nipple coming to a point, like the texture of a pinaepple.

by akareefkeeper September 15, 2015

Clock Tits

Tits as round as a clock

Dammnnnnn bitch! those are some clock tits

by Dicker Mcsniff April 26, 2017

tit hider

Someone with huge tits who is always trying to cover them up.

Eileen has whoppers for titties but she is so self conscious of them she becomes a tit hider by always wearing big baggy sweaters.

by Robert Cooper January 6, 2007

seductive tits

when a male's chest hair spyrals to seduct the viewer, repulsive to most.

*Please note you must have man boobs to have 'seductive tits'*

wow Hermionie, did you ever noticed that Harry has seductive tits?

by sloncher May 31, 2010