i've got 2 phones

Another meaning for I don't care

"My dog died" I've got 2 phones

by 1245862 October 25, 2023

Phone time in bed

After an exhausting day, When you get your well deserved phone time in bed of relaxation before going to sleep. A state of mind

Lars had an awful day, but at least there’s still phone time in bed!

by Room112 December 5, 2023

cell phone flipper

Person who does not answer their phone when you call, but promptly calls as you are leaving them a voice mail. A cell phone flipper is also known as flipper or you've been flipped.

She is such a cell phone flipper. Every time I call, she flips me and I have to call her back.

by Polka B February 25, 2008

Mums Phone

Slang for your Mums clit/pussy

Me: You sound like an 8 year old on his mums phone

Kid: What does that mean, I’m gonna look it up

by FuckingSket69 November 22, 2019

Phone-Blowie

When you and your significant other are unable to do the 'deed' in person, one partner will use and object to simulation a BJ over the phone. The other partner will please themselves and blow their load while listening and/or watching on the phone.

1. Hey babe, want me to give you a passionate phone-blowie tonight?

2. Kim Kardashian gave Pete Davison a phone-blowie

by Real Don August 9, 2022

Phone loop

When u do mdma alone and end up with no battery on ur phone so u plug it in and switch it on to call someone or listen to music. U get confused between the start up screen and shutdown screen and end up switching the phone off when its turning on and switching the phone off when its turning on running out the battery and wasting ur roll looking at ur phone getting pissed off. This is the creator if mdma's way of punishing people for constantly using their phone on mdma and/or take too much so they get confused.

I heard you did a pill on your own the other night, how was it? You weren't answering your phone.

It was great except for when i got stuck in the phone loop which kind of wasted my roll.

by AcidTest2003 October 19, 2019

if phones were airliners

iPhone 12 mini = Airbus A318 with PW6000

iPhone 13 mini = Airbus A318 with CFM56-5B

iPhone XS, 11 Pro = Airbus A319ceo with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A

iPhone XR, 11 = Airbus A320ceo with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A

iPhone 12/12 Pro, 13/13 Pro = Airbus A320ceo with sharklets and CFM56-5B

iPhone 14, 15, 16E = Airbus A320neo with CFM LEAP 1A

iPhone 14 Pro, 15 Pro, 16 = Airbus A320neo with PW1100G

iPhone XS Max, 11 Pro Max = Airbus A330-200 with Rolls-Royce Trent 700

iPhone 12 Pro Max, 13 Pro Max = Airbus A330-300 with Rolls-Royce Trent 700

iPhone 14 Pro Max/Plus, 15 Pro Max/Plus, 16 Plus = Airbus A330-900neo

iPhone 16 Pro Max = Airbus A350 XWB 1000

if phones were airliners

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing July 27, 2025