The term that describes a fart that works similar to that of a suppressed firearm from Call of Duty. It is executed by shuffling the anus cheeks so they are wide apart then releasing the gas. There is no noise involved and leaves the farts-man conspicuous surrounding victims.
"A young schoolgirl was killed as a result of a silenced fart. Nobody knows who the murderer is"
"Hey are you playing Call of Duty?"
"No I did a silenced fart"
"Hey are you playing Call of Duty?"
"No I did a silenced fart"
by The Duncster August 2, 2012
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The quality of the finish is important, but strangely the intensity of the stench is not. This is purely comedy value farting for entertainment value.
The quality of the finish is important, but strangely the intensity of the stench is not. This is purely comedy value farting for entertainment value.
Venue: the putting green at a nice golf course with friends.
The plot: wait until a friend is about to take a crucial putt, then release the longest fart you can.
The result: everybody pauses while embracing the brilliance of your fart musicianship then when the flatulence stops they all roll around on the green in hysterics. It's great for pissing off people who are queuing behind to play the hole.
The plot: wait until a friend is about to take a crucial putt, then release the longest fart you can.
The result: everybody pauses while embracing the brilliance of your fart musicianship then when the flatulence stops they all roll around on the green in hysterics. It's great for pissing off people who are queuing behind to play the hole.
by doppelganger74 September 29, 2012
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Dad: HEY guess who's back from work? Just so you all know, the whole house is about to stink from my foul den fart I just let out!
by Rich Gucci Flex July 14, 2018
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Bob: A brian fart?
Hal: FUCK I MEANT BRAIN FART
Steve: Too late, it's brian fart now.
Bob: A brian fart?
Hal: FUCK I MEANT BRAIN FART
Steve: Too late, it's brian fart now.
by confuqed July 13, 2020
Get the brian fart mug.When someone releases a fart immediately following defecation and while still seated on the toilet. The cleansing fart often produces a pleasing feeling while simultaneously assisting the additional and final release of fecal material still trapped in the colon.
I love my morning shit, since, for whatever reason, it’s usually followed by the best cleansing fart.
by Tony Splagola October 21, 2019
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