self teller

At any grocery store, a self teller is a checkout machine that you work without any help from an employee. Also known as a self-checkout.

“Hey yo bitch, you got 15 items or less, go to the self-teller.” Self teller.

by Eddie Hascal goat June 25, 2023

self cling ding

Self suctioning dildo.

I wanted to pleasure myself in the shower, but couldn't find my self cling ding.

by sepayne September 28, 2017

Self Sink

When your ripping your hog, you unleash a mighty rope that hits an arc and ends up in your own mouth after an egregious moan. Normally resulting in a naked lap around the neighborhood.

Guff : Bro I was watching Bonnie Blue Last night all pent up and accidentally ending up self sinking.
Max M: Bro I swear I thought I saw you butt ass booty naked on the corner of 4th and 5th street.

by Jaxson MF Dart November 20, 2025

self slander

Self - Slander = Defamation of character as stated by the first party . What you share to others about yourself can hurt your reputation .

I find it interesting that anytime I post self slander on Facebook it's delete option stops functioning .

by SecretSecretary11 January 21, 2016

talking to ones self

If you're here 'coz someone said "Stop talking 2 urself",u probably are.Its just when u get so high on drugs, or glue, or you're drunk,and u start having a conversation,but the other other person is the other part of ur head.If it's a frequent habit (and if u need that link,ur totally screwed),then I'd get professional help-even if its ur screwed mate,who took drugs-tell em u got this other person in ur head,and u want him 2 fuck off.something like that.

"Who da fuck r u tlking to?!?!"
"Huh-wha?I woz talking to this guy in my head..."
"How many whiffs of that stuff did you take?Your one crazed up loser!Get out of the Drug habit,man."

by cheese_nutter (Nutty Nurse Nina, if you may, in the real world?What real world?) May 29, 2004

Self-Corking

The process of sticking one's own penis into their own ass, therefore "corking" themselves

Dude, Jerry might be gay, I saw him self-corking in the locker room yesterday, what a schlong!!

by Fleshbridge January 9, 2021

Self investment weekend

Any weekend that you spend doing things that are good for you to do regularly and are a risk of being missed when life gets busy. Self investment weekends can include, but is not limited to, the following activities:

- resting e.g sleep

- unwinding e.g lying in the sun

- learning e.g reading

- exercising e.g cycling

- replinishing e.g eating

- conserving e.g saving money

- organising e.g tidying room

This year has been wild so I decided to have a self investment weekend

by Limbsay May 27, 2022