you know english is my second language, right?

To get out of everything when you are a foreigner

Police: "sir, you were going 100 mph in a 20 mph zone. I need you to take you to custody"
Me: " you know english is my second language, right?"
Police: "oh you are fine then. Have a good day!"

Person 1: "Dude! Why didnt you invite me to the party you threw? I thought I was one of your closer friends!!"
Person 2: "Dude! you know english is my second language, right?"
Person 1: "Oh nevermind then! we are cool!"

by thebeastfrommiddleeast November 11, 2017

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Rivervalley secondary school

Rivervalley secondary school is a professional and safe teaching area, it has a clean disciplinary record and students are encouraged to unleash their creativity there.

Friend 1:Eh bro i think i axe off rivervalley secondary school from my school choices
Friend 2:But why they are very famous and have a lot of budget

by Councillor trainee August 20, 2021

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second goodbye

where you'll say goodbye to somebody, but end up staying and talking even longer, thus starting a "second goodbye"

ricky and nichole have made it past the second goodbye and up to about a ten-goodbye

by Ricky Frank November 10, 2007

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secondary parasite

1. A loser that sponges off of another more successful loser. 2. Any organization or business that is tailored to a clientele of welfare addicts.

1. A crackhead mooching money off of a welfare recipient, is a (drum roll) secondary parasite.

2. EZ Check cashes welfare checks, taking a cut, making it a (beat box roll) secondary parasite.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 9, 2010

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