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pond sausage

When you take a dump in your pond during a barbecue because it’s closer than the toilet. Or when you get ash on your Sausage during a barbecue so you give it a rinse in your pond.
Dude you totally just pond sausaged
by Brett matthewson September 19, 2020
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Sausage Grubbler

It's like a budgie smuggler but nastier
Brett was going to change into his budgie smuggler before surfing, but only found his dad's old sausage grubbler to wear and the elastic was not that elasticized.
by howe_that December 5, 2014
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sausaged

to pour boiling water over your boyfriends penis, add salt and pepper and eat it
"i sausaged my man's pipi last night. we're never ever having sex again"
by Krkič July 12, 2019
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Sausage of friendship

Blokes starting a friendship with ladies as a route to eventual sex
I offered her the sausage of friendship and she took it all the way
Sausage of friendship only babe, you don’t have to eat it..
by nogbadthebad November 7, 2020
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Sausage footlong baconator

The very rare occasion that a fat hog is crossing the road and you just so happen to be riding a motorcycle. You would have to yell “sausage footlong baconator” right before you complete strike and brutally murder the hog
Sausage footlong baconator
🐖💀
by Lukard_oh November 6, 2025
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Buy sausage

Starve to hall. I do not know where it is ... hmmm ... but heard Aunt Annie said yesterday at dinner ...
"If you do not stop feeding me this crap, I'll buy sausage"
by Abrikos December 19, 2016
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soily sausage

A penis or penis-like personality that gets poo trapped due to moisture around the head giving it a soil like look on the males "sausage".
The inbred kents were used to a soily sausage with all the male carnal activity in the house.
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