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Dick Slit

Vulgar term for the meatus. Dick Slit is the urinary meatus. The opening of the urethra, located on the penis glans in males. Men either shoot out a relaxing piss or a bust a nut and shoot amazing sperm loads out of the Dick Eye!
Bro. I nutted so much cum out of my dick slit last night. Love beating my cock to porn whores.
by HornyPornoAddict November 24, 2023
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No Slitting of Throats Day

On December 11 of each year, all activities related to slitting one's throat must cease and shall remain so for that day.
A: Man, I wanna slit my throat today.
B: It's No Slitting of Throats Day, you can't slit your throat.
by wafflemuncher47 December 11, 2023
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moldy slit

A dirty ho who pretends to be prude but really just can’t get laid.
That moldy slit tried to fuck my fwb last week.. and didn’t 🙄
by Zavior54 December 20, 2023
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moldy slit

A dirty bitch who pretends to be a prude but really just can’t get laid.
That moldy slit tried to bang my fwb last week.. and couldn’t.
by Zavior54 December 20, 2023
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The Slittening

That time that Dan and Phil raised a ton of money for Palestine and rewarded us by Dan shaving an eyebrow slit into Phil live on stream January 30 2024. The favor was returned a month later when Phil chaotically shaved a slit onto dans face on video.
We have never been the same since the Slittening.

The Slittening gave dip and pip some much needed edge, too bad they let them grow back
by selfawarehamster May 25, 2024
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Weeping Slit

When the hole at the tip of a man's penis is dripping fluids, typically pre-cum, you might refer to it as a weeping slit
A bead of longing formed at his weeping slit, a silent testament to the depth of his yearning
by Murffyzlaw January 7, 2025
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Shit the slit

An odd and peculiar sexual fetish where the woman is on her back and rolls on to her shoulders presenting her pussy to the sky. The man, or woman then steps between her legs into a scissoring position and then proceeds to fire a hot log right into her vagina. This obviously only works if the turd is relatively hard and/or the pussy is extremely loose.
Tammy was feeling overly naughty last night and asked me to shit the slit.
by Go Balls Deep1 August 17, 2023
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