Shitty Shandy

When someone urinates into your arsehole and it all leaks out into a glass

"Ben gave Charlie a shitty shandy last night"

by Joosh648 March 14, 2024

shitty sloppy jumper (SSJ)

When you shit on the toilet so hard the toilet water jumps straight to your 🍑

Yesterday I had a shitty sloppy jumper (SSJ)

by toddyschmeckles March 16, 2024

Shitty Pedestal

When your dirty bitch breaks into the bathroom and hops on your cock in reverse and rides it while you’re taking the browns to the superbowl

I broke into the wheelchair bathroom at my local dive bar and saw my grandma donating a Shitty Pedestal to a homeless man. Bless her heart.

by shittyshel April 1, 2024

shift the gizem

The act of one man moving another mans testicles out of the way of the anus to penetrate anus.

Bob had to shift the gizem so he could go balls deep in Doug’s butt hole.

by anonymous April 4, 2024

shift the gizem

The act of one man moving another mans testicles out of the way of the anus to penetrate anus.

Bob had to shift the gizem so he could go balls deep in Doug’s butt hole.

by anonymous April 4, 2024

Shitty Coin Michael Jackson

When you put a coin up your asshole and run around screaming “HEE HEE”

“Bro, did you see Tom at the party last night!?”

“Yeah, he had too much to drink and started doing the Shitty Coin Michael Jackson..”

by PhantomCummer April 9, 2024

Shitty Fuckin

Like titty fuckin, but instead of a woman’s titties, it’s a man’s own asscheeks.

Chads mom came home early and caught him shitty fuckin on the couch. Chad buttered his own biscuit…..

by dannyboy377 April 9, 2024