running down wind

When you seem to be making the right decisions based on the moment but all the results are running 'down wind' from other people spoiling the outcome.

An animal in the forest wants to be 'downwind' of its hunter so the hunter doesn't get a sniff of the prey.
All upwind are 'seen' by those downwind as the wind blows away from them.

"I went and spoke to an advisor about a superannuation investment but when I saved and deposited the amount-the savings went running down wind with the market collapse"

"I follow coaches advice and play wide reciver for the final play but the opposition always pre-interprets the play making me feel like I'm constantly running down wind"!

by Goosebump11 November 30, 2011

goose 'n run

When you give a goose and take off runnin', sometimes using a bicycle.

"A dark skinned male, possibly Hispanic, approached a female victim on property adjacent to the southwest portion of campus. The suspect rode a small bicycle along 20th Street, groped and lifted the skirt of the victim as she walked. The suspect was seen riding away on his bicycle."

--apparent victim of a "Goose 'n run"

by Bublor August 29, 2011

Mid run crisis

Where you start running but soon realise you can't run as far as you think so you quickly slow back down to a walk and forget about running at all.

I began running, but then i had my mid run crisis and stopped running to catch my breath

by -Malice- November 8, 2012

running full-out

To run like Britney Spears (presumably when she was attractive) while being Neil Peart.

“Oh my god! He runs faster than Britney Spears! And she was running full-out!” - Originally uttered by an anonymous elderly female security worker for a Rush concert. This version of the quote is the one told by Mr. Neil Peart during an interview after some show, or something.

by EvilJew December 2, 2013

Run like a goon

The act of when you run away from someone who let out a disgusting camel.

I had to run like a goon yesterday because of Robert.

by Roseboy April 26, 2022

two trains running

Two men having sex with one woman.

Originally coined by the musical group Little Feet.

There were two trains running. One of them was my friend's and the other was mine.

by vindex parsley April 27, 2011

rum-n-run

The act of spiking the punch with rum (or any alcohol for that matter), while no one is looking, followed by running.

Quick while they're all distracted, lets rum-n-run!!

by L337Z1LL4 July 28, 2009