mothers against hard rock
mothers against hard rock by Low Key September 13, 2006
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Classic Rock Elitism
Noun: A disease which causes ordinary people to become asshats who only listen to classic rock and claim it is the only good music ever made. A common factor of this disease is the individual being very unknowing about music and just listening to AC/DC and Queen. Commonly found in 12 year old boys on Youtube comment chains and in middle aged men. Can only be cured through maturity and respect for the opinions of others.
12 year old victim with Classic Rock Elitism "ZOMG modern music sux i love Ac/dC so much, and Im only 12."
Middle Aged victim (usually delusional and wrong)with Classic Rock Elitism: "I used to listen to classic rock artists like Nirvana and The Beastie Boys. Stupid kids and your Lady Gaga."
Middle Aged victim (usually delusional and wrong)with Classic Rock Elitism: "I used to listen to classic rock artists like Nirvana and The Beastie Boys. Stupid kids and your Lady Gaga."
Classic Rock Elitism by Nicoma May 27, 2013
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Chris Rock
One of the funniest Comedians alive!
One of my favorite things he has done would have to be the "Black People Vs.Niggers"- and I am NOT being racist at all! He seriously said it!
One of my favorite things he has done would have to be the "Black People Vs.Niggers"- and I am NOT being racist at all! He seriously said it!
"I WISH THEY LET ME JOIN THE KKK-I'd do I drive-by from here to Brooklyn."
"Fe-fi-fo-figga-boy I hate a nigga"
"I take care of my kids"- YOUR SUPPOSED TO YOU DUMBMOTHAFUCKA!
"I've never been to jail"- WHAT YOU WANT, A COOKIE?
But not all people on welfare are black. Their are white people on welfare too. But we cant give a fuck about them! Broke-ass mothafuckas, Livin in trailer homes, Eating mayonaise sandwiches, fuckin' their sista's, listening to John Melloncamp records!
A bitch that gives the welfare sees a bitch with 9 kids- and is PISSED OFF- she sais "BITCH STOP FUCKING! PUT THE DICK DOWN! AND GET A JOB!"- "Get a job holdin dicks- whatever you do- Just stop fuckin!
No one cares when you get outta school-
"I just got outta school! Got my masters!"
"So what- dont come around here with all that readin and shit- see I can count too 1,2,4,9 So- what! You be countin these rcks byotch!"
"but I got my masters!"
"So what you my master now???"
"Dropped out of school- got myself a GED- u know waht that is? it stands for a Good.Enough.Deploma.
Only college you can go to witha GED is a community college- you know why that is? They be lettin all kinds of people in- crack head,prostututes,drug dealers-COME ON IN!!!
I took a black history class- thought that I'd pass it cuz Im black right? WRONG- FAILED IT. Aint that some sad shir. A black man failing black history. Cus you know fat people don't fail cookin! "THATS PEPRICA."
You wanna know why I failed black history? I dont know no shit about Africa. The only thing I know about Africa is that it's FAR. Africa is like a 35 hour flight. So you know that boat ride as real long! That boat ride was so long that their are still slaves on their way here right now!
"Fe-fi-fo-figga-boy I hate a nigga"
"I take care of my kids"- YOUR SUPPOSED TO YOU DUMBMOTHAFUCKA!
"I've never been to jail"- WHAT YOU WANT, A COOKIE?
But not all people on welfare are black. Their are white people on welfare too. But we cant give a fuck about them! Broke-ass mothafuckas, Livin in trailer homes, Eating mayonaise sandwiches, fuckin' their sista's, listening to John Melloncamp records!
A bitch that gives the welfare sees a bitch with 9 kids- and is PISSED OFF- she sais "BITCH STOP FUCKING! PUT THE DICK DOWN! AND GET A JOB!"- "Get a job holdin dicks- whatever you do- Just stop fuckin!
No one cares when you get outta school-
"I just got outta school! Got my masters!"
"So what- dont come around here with all that readin and shit- see I can count too 1,2,4,9 So- what! You be countin these rcks byotch!"
"but I got my masters!"
"So what you my master now???"
"Dropped out of school- got myself a GED- u know waht that is? it stands for a Good.Enough.Deploma.
Only college you can go to witha GED is a community college- you know why that is? They be lettin all kinds of people in- crack head,prostututes,drug dealers-COME ON IN!!!
I took a black history class- thought that I'd pass it cuz Im black right? WRONG- FAILED IT. Aint that some sad shir. A black man failing black history. Cus you know fat people don't fail cookin! "THATS PEPRICA."
You wanna know why I failed black history? I dont know no shit about Africa. The only thing I know about Africa is that it's FAR. Africa is like a 35 hour flight. So you know that boat ride as real long! That boat ride was so long that their are still slaves on their way here right now!
Chris Rock by Remy's Bitch January 30, 2005
Party Rock Anthem
Party Rock Anthem by Prof. Goldman December 16, 2011
far rock
Is The 6th Borough located in Queens, New York. Also Know as Far Rockaway or Da Roc. It is mostly know for its beaches and its gansta residents. Far Rock has its own news paper called "The Wave" and has had many stars rise and fall because of the harsh violence. Known as the 6th borough because in only one way in and one way out the "A" train. (Rest In Peace Stack Bundles- member of jim jones byrd gang...You will be missed)
ready rock
ready rock by The Sheezy August 20, 2003