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24 Hour Pirate Code of Conduct

When you text someone in uncharted territory they must be given a full 24 hours to respond before calling them to confirm the contents of the text message(s).
"I texted her yesterday but she hasn't responded."
"call her to confirm your plans dude"
"Nah man according to the 24 Hour Pirate Code of Conduct she still has an hour to reply"
by 5MORK December 29, 2023
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Salami pirate

by Ls1q January 2, 2024
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Dirty Pirate Jesus

When a man is receiving oral, and just before he ejaculates, he pulls his member from her throat(or mouth) and nuts in her eye, similar to an Angry Pirate, but then shouts "May the Power of Christ Compel You!" And does the cross hand motions(head, genitals, left then right shoulders) and hits her with the V8 forehead palm-tap, causing her to stumble and fall backwards.
Janice thought she was about to swallow Tom's huge load, but instead found herself in a staredown with Dirty Pirate Jesus as Tom ran off maniacally giggling about "Exercising Hoe Demons"
by Captain Snackpack January 3, 2024
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Pine Pirate

That guy never gets to play; he is a pine pirate!
by SquirrelNutz January 7, 2024
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The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem

The theory that all male-identifying individuals can be categorized as either a pirate, a cowboy, or an astronaut. Some combination thereof is a possibility, but one classification is always dominant. The categories need no defined criteria because the correct placement is almost always surprisingly obvious.
"I really like him, which is surprising because based on The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem he's more of an astronaut, and I'm usually more attracted to pirate men."
"I get that. I'm mostly into cowboys at the moment, but I could definitely see myself settling down with an astronaut one day."
by hannahmadison69 January 19, 2024
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Street Pirate Army

The Street Pirate Army refers to an underground rap collective that originated in East Baltimore, Maryland, during the mid-nineties.

Founded by Javein Scarwin, this rebellious group of young black youth left an indelible mark on the Zone 18/Pirateland community.

Renowned for their distinct Pirate sound, they adopted the acronym S.P.A and embraced the iconic Street Pirate Army logo featuring skulls and bones, symbolizing their identity and unity.

The Street Pirate Army's influence extended beyond their local community, permeating Baltimore's burgeoning underground rap scene of the mid 90's.

Their trailblazing efforts paved the way for a multitude of artists who followed in their footsteps, carrying forward the street pirate army legacy. With their innovative musical style and lyrical prowess, they captivated street audiences, embodying the spirit of rebellion and expressing the voice of a generation.

To this day, the Street Pirate Army remains a testament to the power of artistic expression and the impact of grassroots movements.

Their influence on Baltimore's underground rap scene serves as a reminder of the resilience and creativity that can emerge from marginalized communities.

Their story is one of passion, determination, and the ability to shape cultural landscapes through artistic endeavors.

"The Street Pirate Army's unique blend of rebellious lyrics and their signature Pirate sound defined a generation of young black youth in East Baltimore's Zone 18 community."
"The Street Pirate Army, emerging from East Baltimore in the mid-nineties, revolutionized the underground rap scene with their distinctive Pirate sound and profound lyrical messages."
by The Oxguardian December 3, 2023
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Puddle pirate

A term used to describe the sea cadets
by whovian._.holmes April 4, 2023
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