Jizz in my Pants

Hilarious SNL skit that aired at about 12:40 AM. It is about two guys who jizz in their pants at just about everything from a hot girl to an alarm clock.

Some star cameos are: Justin Timberlake, Molly Sims, and Jamie-Lynn Sigler

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I jizzed in my pants.

Jizz in my Pants, haha.

by Jamiesayshello December 17, 2008

Cack your pants

Crapping your pants with fear. British slang; cack = shit.

"I thought you were going to cack your pants when your girlfriend told you she was pregnant."
"I did."
"That would explain the smell."

by Satandog April 4, 2006

ants in your pants

To be nervous or anxious or jumpy; to be unable to sit still.

If you had 'ants' (small insects) in your 'pants' (clothing) you would probably feel like jumping around.

Synonym: antsy

1) The children had ants in their pants, so we took them outside for some exercise.

2) Would you please stop tapping your foot?! You must have ants in your pants!

by VAKI5 May 10, 2005

Cheap Hotel Pants

noun. Pants that have no ball room. Can result in man toe.

Man #1, Damn, my balls are getting crushed by my Cheap Hotel Pants.

Man #2, Cheap hotel pants?

Man #1, Cheap Hotels have no ballroom.

by Ruzzell May 22, 2008

the sisterhood of the traveling pants

Antonym of a six pack, a pizza, and an evening watching Reservoir Dogs.

Wife: Honey, the girls and I will be discussing The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants in the living room.
Husband: Ok, I will be downstairs.

by Nick TQ September 20, 2005

Jizzed in my pants

To screw up something that was a sure thing.

Hey how'd your calc test go?

Not good. I knew the stuff, I just jizzed in my pants.

by Spocker December 2, 2010

Jizzed In My Pants

Someone who gets overly excited or horny and they ejaculate in their pants.

"Zack what are you making that face for? You look really horny and we are in an all boys school. Your scaring me."

"Dude I feel so good I just Jizzed In My Pants."

by Smithers john January 31, 2009